Halloween

Halloween is an extremely strange and not thought over holiday. Halloween is supposedly the day that all evil spirits come from the dead and haunt the streets of the world, yet, we dress up like weirdies and walk around late at night asking for candy from total strangers. I think a better name for the holiday is "Rapist's second birthday....day". I think the 5-0 should be patrollin' all night watchin' fo' creeps. Personally, I am taking a knife trick-or-treating this year and I advise anyone else going to do the same.